There are 78 people in the United States with the name Toni Woods. 

How many other people have your name?

Obama is running for Carter’s second term; McCain is running for Bush’s third term; These have been the most recent buzzwords from the pundits.  The truth is, no one knows what will happen next?  This whole election has been entirely arbitrary.

Not even a year ago, people were calling for John McCain to drop out because of campaign scandals, insufficient funds (which still appears to be a problem), and a lack of base party support (also a problem).  Also, less than a year ago Hillary had won the Democratic nomination and there was no possiblility that anyone else had a chance of beating her.  Who was Obama a year ago anyway?  Just some junior senator from Illinois, HELLOOOOOOOOOO!

We all saw that punditry, speculation, poll numbers, along with everything else the media feeds us didn’t come true, so it’s safe to say that THE OUTCOME OF THIS ELECTION IS UNKNOWN!

Consequently, now that the media has proved unwavering in its quest to pick both party nominees, it’s hard to resist the tempting inclination to give up hope (which apparently we are now in an abundance of?) and revolt against the communistic demising media, who enshrine every commandment of the left.  Why has the right we are world renowned for…freedom of the press, turned into such a sadistic nightmare?

I pity Hillary Clinton for abandoning everything she so fervently petitioned for and encouraging her supporters to unite and support NOBAMA after the gruesome fight she led.  Truly my motives for supporting her strictly during primary season, were to ensure a division within the Democratic Party and ultimately eliminate even the slightest chance that Barack Obama could occupy the White House in 2008.  BUT why did it have to come down to this?  Hillary could have played a neutral role in departing from her respectable campaign and not abandoned her principles like she has…how disappointed as a primary supporter I am!  And to make matters worse, she has adapted the “Yes We Can” slogan that Obama supporters so ardently annoyingly chant whenever given a microphone or soundbite.  MY SOLUTION TO ALL HILLARY VOTERS/SUPPORTERS…Go McCain!  Do your party a favor.

Two candidates now stand and both are inevitably flamboyant liberals, who are adored by the mainstream media.  I’ve said this before and I’ll say this again…Incognito is an understatment.  Both darlings are virtually unknown for their politics.  One speculates that the Gipper is rolling over in his grave as he watches everything he slaved over be eradicated.

My question is…Now what?  Vote for McCain, which I knew would be my action the instant Romney suspended his candidacy?  Vote Third Party and waste a viable vote?  Or abstain respectfully because of the disgraceful gamut of options I’ve been left to entertain?  You tell me.

It’s unfortunate that the unbiased media won’t admit it!

Please stop and take a moment to remember all of the men and women who have served our country.  We are truly the most remarkable country because of the soldiers who fight to protect our freedoms.

It is the
VETERANS, not the preacher,
who has
given us freedom of religion.
It is the
VETERANS, not the reporter,
who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the
VETERANS, not the poet,
who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the
VETERANS, not the campus organizer,
who has given us freedom to assemble.
It is the
VETERANS, not the lawyer,
who has given us the right to a fair trial.

God Bless our Troops!

In case no one has pulled an Einstein on us and noticed the word taxpayer already means you pay taxes, I’m pretty certain that the only word to describe our current state of mind is with a two-syllable adjective: Brainless.

So, why is it that every time Congress reconvenes for another session they demand higher taxes? No, I’m not looking for the most obvious answer, dear readers. It’s not because Democrats control Congress. Well, actually it is, but for the purposes of arguing let’s understand why.
Surprisingly, the word “taxpayer” comes from the notion that we pay taxes! If you have managed to maintain a job (that disqualifies quite a portion of the Democratic Party, as the majority of them are welfare recipients) that comes with a regular pay stub - and you bothered to look at it - you’d see taxable deductions for things, such as:
1) Federal Income Tax
2) State Income Tax
3) Medicare Tax
4) Medicaid Tax
5) Social Security Tax
Yes, those things… you might not pay them since you work for cash. Please understand that when the federal government takes money from your paycheck, that money goes towards things like the military, roads, and schools. When the state government takes money from your paycheck, that money is allocated to things, such as roads, schools, police, fire departments, public libraries, etc. So, each paycheck, we as the taxpayers already pay taxes. So, if you live in a fantasy land where nobody actually pays taxes already, then you might genuinely be mystified by those taxpayers who vote down initiatives to increase taxes. Then again, you’re probably genuinely mystified by the fact that we continuously (brainlessly) keep supporting failing institutions like the Department of Education, whom need more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more money each and every election year. This is the ultimate Am-I-A-Democrat? Litmus test: Your solution to any and every problem is RAISE TAXES!
The logic of Democrats is so insanely preposterous that it literally is completely inconsequential in all forms. Exhibit A: When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. And now that there is a war, Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats, inevitably want to raise our taxes. There is perennially some sector of the economy Teddy Kennedy and his shills are longing to socialize and this, too, will require raising taxes. Predictable? If it wasn’t obvious, then it is now.
As Ann Coulter said in her #1 New York Times Best-Seller, Slander, “Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You’re for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words “abortion” or “tax hikes” pass their lips. Which one was an “investment in our future” and which one is a “choice”? Was that killing babies or taking our money?”
I present the solution to all of your problems, Democrats, and again, this is not rocket-science: It’s called a budget. (That’s not just a buzzword you might have seen while skimming an article by the Wall Street Journal.) If I, the American taxpayer, have to live on a budget - meaning I can’t go out and spend $200 on Amazon.com book shopping splurges every two weeks - then the government can do so too! I know! It’s almost unbelievable! But the government already collects taxes. It already has an influx of money. Before the government screams for more of the taxpayer’s hard-earned money, maybe they could learn to balance the budget a little more efficiently. Hey, maybe I should go to my boss today and demand a $5/hour raise so I can afford those Amazon.com splurges each pay period. IT’S FANTASYLAND - SO IT MIGHT WORK. Wait, it already does! On the American taxpayer!!!

Adamant pro-choice fanatical group, NARAL, just recently announced its support for the AntiChrist Obama…what should this tell Pro-lifers?

DUHHHHHH….Hillary is the more pro-life candidate.  She should be elated. 

VOTE HILLARY!

I’ve decided to start a list composed of all the anti-war, anti-american, treasonous authors that you should never read or stop reading.  Call it my censor list..Call it my banned book list…Call it whatever you want, but it’s time to start protesting these morons and continuously contributing to their multi-million dollar empires.

I’m debating on creating a series of lists, which could include actors/actresses, singers, etc. who are leftist lunatics (mainly flamboyant Obama supporters).  But then again, the list would be pointless never-ending because it’s a wise assumption to state that the majority of Hollywood Starlets, etc. are brainless liberals.

The list goes as follows (and will be continuously updated!):

-Stephen King (Here’s why!)

-Al Franken

-Clint Willis…wait who is this no name?

-Michael Moore, which should be a given.

-Madeleine Albright

-Barbara Streisand

-Molly Ivins

And the list goes on…I will continue to update my series, but these are some off the top of my head.  The one that caught my attention the most, Stephen King, came from Drudge! today, actually.

So, I’m starting the ‘TONI WANTS A MACBOOK FUND’…You can contribute by directly contacting me!  Any inquiries can also be directed to me.  haha…I have finally succumbed to the MacBook fever and I want one…and I want it NOW!

I always knew I loved Hillary!  At least she knows where she stands, and she’s much more authoritative and manly (in an un-masculine sense) than Obama will ever be.

Bill Clinton is participating in a campaign rally not far from where I live, and I haven’t decided if I’m attending.  If I do it will be for the sole purpose of promoting Republicans for Hillary.