The Coultress will be MIA until roughly around August 12th, so hopefully you people in the virtual world can find something or someone to occupy your time/company until I return at which point I will frantically try to visit EVERYONE I know and pack all of my belongings so that I can move to D.C. August 20th. This extended hiatus is not a luxurious vacation, for those of you most concerned, but strictly business.
So please understand that when you call/text/fill up my voicemail box/e-mail/etc. etc. I will not give you the attention you deserve. And for the love of God, don’t take it personal.
As a Virginian, I’m not particularly happy that the governor of what used to be a redstate, the governor who brought us higher taxes, outrageous abuser fees that applied to no one but Virginians, huge dampers on rightful gun-owners, among countless other terrible legislation is considered a viable candidate for the Democratic VP slot. Though I’m not particularly surprised because the whole entire Democratic nomination has come down to who is most unqualified for the position, so why not top it off with a bleeding-heart liberal who doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the wall.
In other news, filling up yesterday was more than a pleasant endeavor for me…as I paid $3.73 a gallon. Keep on trickling down!
Mar 24, 2006 …Toni Woods, the former Braxton County Middle School teacher charged with having sex with some of her students was sentenced Wednesday. … www.hottforteacher.com/toni-woods-gets-up-to-20-years/ – 30k –
In fact, out of the ten listings on the first page, only three of the headlines involve the real Toni COULTRESS Woods. I am just beside myself in this google crisis.
My beautiful and beloved GOP Diva bestie, Queenie, has offered a legitimate suggestion to make headline news, in the quest to somehow surpass this SEX OFFENDER and take back my identity!
“Top conservative activist marries former Beauty Queen, also conservative!”
Oh the press will have a field day. SUGGESTIONS???? HELP!
Since when has it been completely ok for a presidential candidate to flamboyantly parade around a country for political gain? I remember a time when Americans would see right through this asinine masquerade and expose it for just what it is! A galvanizing stunt to boost poll numbers and make Obama at least appear to be somewhat in tune with foreign affairs. I don’t think I’ve heard this much about foreign affairs since 2004 when John Kerry couldn’t stop wailing about his Vietnam war record.
If the media doesn’t stop this madness, everyone is going to forget there is one other candidate running for president, assuming you all don’t count Nader! I’m with Novak on this one! McCain better pick his VP this week or else voters are going to show up on Election Day saying McCain who?
In an effort to finally stand up for the patriot party, McCain writes in the New York Times editorial section an article that would shock the hell out of conservatives and liberals everywhere. Consequently, the Treason Times censors McCain’s op-ed piece challenging Obama’s support for winning the war in Iraq. The NYTimes refuses to publish the story because McCain asks the questions that have been on every patriotic American’s mind…Why does Obama never profess his support for winning the war on terrorism? The most obvious answer is because he’s a liberal, but I digress.
Drudge (the source that leaked the story) reported that just last week the NYTimes published Obama’s daring editorial with copious attacks on McCain. Media Bias? Never!
The radical feminists still haven’t obtained their aspiration for full gender equality in every sector of society, so with the help of their fellow liberal ugly-faced feminazis, they are trying to break the holy sacraments of the Catholic Church by ordaining women as priests. Can anyone scream NOW? Lawsuit?
Despite being the most Obama adoring news anchor on evening news, Katie Couric is in it for the long haul!
And no matter how hard we try to shut this lunatic up, the Gorebot isn’t going anywhere as long as he’s given a microphone and a soundbite. In an effort to inspire a wave of young activist bloggers to buy into his crackpot theory of global warming/climate change/climate crisis, and the usual liberal hegemony that comes with the Goracle’s malarkey, he has befriended the worst speaker in the history of Congress to play sidekick.
Now that global warming is being taught as science in every facet of society, and is the undoubtedly universal accepted theory among EVERYONE in the modern world what do they have to campaign and blog about? Both democratscandidates running for president support his crackpot legislation, so what’s the big deal?
In a ploy to halt illegal aliens preying on jobs that supposedly “no one else will do”, which are very much suitable for welfare recipients in this country, one county in Nevada is putting their foot down and stepping up to do the job the federal government keeps failing to do: Enforcing the Law!!!!
It’s unfortunate that the Mickey D’s franchise that was sued won’t flinch an inch for the chump change they were fined for. But, nevertheless it is a start.
A good friend of mine, Doug Giles-conservative extraordinaire, has a brand new talk show hitting airwaves July 14th. He welcomes all callers and encourages the most esteemed liberal guests. The man is brilliant, gorgeous, and unrelenting. You won’t be disappointed!
Beginning July 14, 2008 on the Information/USA Radio Network, Doug Giles, a TownHall.com columnist, author, minister, and an award-winning communicator, will begin hosting an hour long talk show Monday through Friday, 11am-12pm (est), which Giles says, “must be a sign of how crappy things have really become in America.”
Giles promises that his new talk show will:
• “Be profusely packed with traditional values fueled by holy testosterone.”
• “Provide stellar interviews with bestselling authors, pundits, entertainers and other world shapers and shakers.”
• “Bring punchy (non-boring or whiny) commentary from conservative and Christian authorities.”
• “Be a source of goofy stuff to entertain your audience whenever Doug starts getting bored with himself or his guests or simply needs to fill time.”
• “Be hated if you’re an atheistic liberal metrosexual who doesn’t like God, America or traditional values.”
• “Change the way conservative Christians do talk radio, much like a tornado or a bulldozer alters a skinny tree.”
Doug would love to hear from you during his show. For now, listen live online at www.ClashRadio.com. As we place the show in different markets we will send you email alerts. The show’s talk line is 800. 773.Talk, and you can email Doug with questions and comments at mail@clashradio.com.
@LisaPena65 - I sure hope so...I'm so scared, but I've gotten to the point where if given the chance I would yank the damn thing out myself! 17 hours ago
